Hey, Blake Shelton. Sure went and got your name in the news, huh?
If you guys missed it, Blake Shelton (a country-singing dude who’s engaged to a country-singing chick you might know by the name of Miranda Lambert) went on a creative bender via Twitter last night where he craftily rewrote lyrics to one of Shania Twain‘s hit song, ‘Any Man of Mine.’ Shania’s version states:
Any man of mine better walk the line
Better show me a teasin’ squeezin’ pleasin’ kinda time
And Blake Shelton’s witty quip cries:
Any man that tries touching my behind, he’s gonna be a beaten, bleedin,’ heaving kind of guy.
That’s just wow. Really. It’s almost as cute as the guys in my sixth grade gym class who thought it was totally funny to sing crude words in place of ‘*Do Your Ears Hang Low’.
In other words? Completely un-funny.
Later, Shelton went on to apologize, but the damage was already done:
“It honestly wasn’t even meant that way… I now know that their (sic) are people out there waiting to jump at everything I say on here or anywhere.”
Well you know, Blake, generally when people make violent comments in public regarding venomous violence against another man who – accidentally or not – touches your bottom, it usually results in being scrutinized by those who see it or hear it, you know?
*Do your balls hang low/can you tie ’em in a knot/can you beat your meat against the toilet seat/can you tie ’em in a knot/can you tie ’em in a bow/do your balls/hang/low?
You’re an asshole if you think that was homophobic. STFU
He had written it from the perspective of Shania (a woman) while he was watching her interview on Oprah when Shania had talked about her husband cheating on her. It wasn’t against men as a man, it was against men as a woman cheated.
That’s what he meant by, “It honestly wasn’t even meant that way…”
“It honestly wasn’t even meant that way… I now know that their (sic) are people out there waiting to jump at everything I say on here or anywhere.”
THEIR??? Their are people out there? He can’t even fucking spell, and he’s a writter? Give me a break. I don’t think what he said was homophobic in any way, shape, or form, by the way.
If a woman posted that on twitter everyone would shout GIRL POWER!
It’s not homophobic. Unwanted sexual advances are unwanted sexual advances whether homosexual or heterosexual.
Kristy, women get harassed on the street every fucking day. You can’t expect the same reaction when we don’t get the same treatment. I don’t know if you’re a girl, but if you are, think about how many times you’ve been leered at/shouted at/propositioned, and then ask a man. I will keep on shouting GIRL POWER for as long as the statistic saying that 1 in 4 women will be raped within their lifetime stays true.
Dont have to be able to spell to be an accomplished song WRITER (or in your words ‘writter’) I also know Blake & he is NOT a homophobe…not at all. He always goes for a grab of guys junk & the odd kiss here & there.lol So to those of you low life bloggers & columnist, to comment on someone I believe you should know him first before expressing your ignorance! However even if he were a homophobe…so what!! I personally am not a homophobe but if there were a homosexual advance made to me in such a way as stated “touching my behind” then yeah…I would blacken his eyes. Going to touch me in a way that satisfys you then I will respond in kind! Enough said!!