I don’t even know where to start.
So you know, LL Cool J, right? Okay, according to DiaryOfaHollywoodStreetKing.com, NYC transvestite hooker, Toni Newman, sold a story to the National Enquirer detailing his $500 sexual encounter with the rapper. LL picked up Toni on a street corner in NY’s 14th street red light district, and paid cash for the sexual services. To be crystal clear, Toni dresses like a woman, but definitely has a penis.
Before you think that this is just another made-up tabloid story, know that before the Enquirer bought the rights, they spent over three hours interviewing Toni and then paid for a polygraph test, which s/he passed with flying colors.
BUT! (We know how much Mr. Cool J loves a big ole butt,) We’re never going to get to read the story. Why? Because LL and his team had that ish shut down. He and his lawyers came to some sort of agreement where the Enquirer is no longer publishing it. Keep your eyes peeled for some juicy-yet-lesser story about LL’s past real soon. He must have had to agree to spill something in order to get them to keep quiet on a story this good.