Gah. The thing is? There’s actually people out there who are seriously that stoked about something like this. I know I probably sound really jaded, and it’s coming across borderline rude, but come on. It’s just kids’ names. It’s MARIAH CAREY‘S KIDS’ NAMES. I know that, like, some people are really into certain celebrities, but even my most favorite celebrities wouldn’t even register a small ‘squee’ if they gave birth to kids and were dangling the kids’ names over my head like a fresh, oil-dripping French fry (what? I happen to really, really like French fries). Because that’s what she’s doing. She’s making her fans guess the names, and before you get all crazy and start screaming how that’s almost statistically impossible, she gave her Twitter followers a clue: the kids’ names both start with M (um, surprise surprise).
Ready, set, go! Thoughts on Mariah’s twins! What are their names gonna be? WHAT ARE THEIR NAMES GONNA BE?!
Mariah Junior and Mbutterfly (The M is silent).
Hahahahhahahah!
my first thought was, Marlon and Mia, for some reason. bah, not even the slightest bit interested…
mariah and marioh. easy.