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BREAKING: Pam Anderson’s Third Marriage Is Going to Fail!

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Yes, yes, kids.

You heard it here first.

Pamela Anderson has decided to destroy her third shot at marriage by agreeing to star in a reality show about her relationship. The show will air on E! sometime in 2008.

Says an inside source: “Think Nick and Jessica’s show [MTV’s Newlyweds], but with a lot more sex and a crazier family life.”

Why do celebrities do this? It’s the most sure way to ruin a marriage.

I take that back. The most sure way to ruin a marriage is to marry Pamela Anderson. This is the second-surest way.

What do you think they’ll call this trainwreck?

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