The tie between Michael Lohan and John Bobbit. [The Superficial]
Did Tracy Morgan find his new girlfriend at a strip club? [Bossip]
This is the best that Colin Farrell‘s looked, like, ever. [Lainey Gossip]
Laura Winslow wants to do Playboy. Steve Urkel’s gonna go nuts. [TMZ]
65 visible reasons that Sofia Vergara‘s got one of the hottest bodies going. [Socialite Life]
The ‘real story’ as to why Emma Watson withdrew from Brown. [LA Times]
Kim Kardashian‘s Cosmo UK photo shoot was FIERCE. And full of stiff-face. [Celebuzz]
No one in their right mind could hate Tom Hanks. [Pajiba]
Lindsay is apparently looking for more reasons to be locked up. [IDLYITW]
Kelly Osbourne only gained weight in her face, you guys. [Cele|Bitchy]
Here’s a pair of the most magnificent boobs on the planet. [INFDaily]
Of course Levi Johnston is writing a tell-all. [The Frisky]
POLL: What do you think Nicki Minaj‘s perfume will smell like? [The Frisky]