This is probably the first Ke$ha-positive post I’ve ever written, and I’m about to give her the greatest compliment that I’ve given her in the site’s history: girlfriend is kind of, sort of, looking pretty hot in these pictures, which were taken on the streets of New York City, and not even under Photoshop’s lurid leer. Therefore? I am convinced there are malevolent forces at work today. So malevolent that the predicted apocalypse might actually be underfoot as we speak. What this means for Ke$ha, you ask? That I’m going to have to find this bitch, shave her head, and see if she’s got 666 tattooed somewhere on her scalp.
We have to start somewhere, you see.
