Ok, really it’s just another awesome Funny or Die video, but I have a right to dream. Also, who doesn’t love some Helen Mirren?
On a more serious note, I’m truly shocked that no one has thought to make a movie called Grampires yet. Vampires are obviously way hot right now, and besides, they’ve already made a movie about little people vampires (title: Ankle Biters, tagline: “Three feet tall! Two inch fangs!” Rating: totally worth it), what’s to stop Hollywood from taking the next step?