The Teen Moms really need to just stay home and take care of their kids, and stop parading around in bikinis from Walmart, you know? [The Superficial]
Helen Mirren and Russell Brand: why are they so fucking creepy? [Lainey Gossip]
FBI files are pointing to one man for the Biggie Smalls murder. [Bossip]
Jennifer Garner looks much better without that parasite Ben Affleck. [ICYDK]
Is Jessica Alba going to be a math teacher? [Pajiba]
Charlie Sheen wants Mila Kunis as a goddess, she says … [Huffington Post]
Now Jennifer Aniston wants to marry George Clooney. [Celebrity Dirty Laundry]
Carrie Underwood throws her husband under the bus on Ellen. [Celebuzz]
Zach Galifianakis is bored to death. [Caught on Set]
Did Britney get engaged? [Popbytes]
The Hangover II trailers have all been destroyed. [The Blemish]
Ever want to see Karina Smirnoff nude? Well hell, here’s your chance. [Bitten and Bound]
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