Breaking news: Charlie Sheen is officially sad. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson‘s latest bang-piece in all of his, um, glory. [Lainey Gossip]
Here’s the video that Barack Obama hopes will get him re-elected in 2012. [Bossip]
Crazy or not, with this body? I’d still totally do her. [Yeeeah]
Why is Betty White flipping gang signs? [Pajiba]
Jordana Brewster should never wear anything but a bikini. Thank you, Maxim. [IDLYITW]
Matthew Morrison is totally gay. [Amy Grindhouse]
Oh yes, let’s look at old nude photos of the deceased Elizabeth Taylor girlfriend is barely cold in her grave. [The Frisky]
Reese Witherspoon‘s official wedding photos are here! [Celebuzz]
Celebrity yearbook photos – the CRAZIEST SHIT. [Socialite Life]
The Celine Dion upskirt pictures, if you’re into that sort of thing. [OMGBlog]
Ryan Kwanten rescued a bloody man from the street? [Cele|Bitchy]