Holy shit. Holy shit, holy shit, holy shit.
Today’s blind item comes from BlindGossip.com, and if there’s any truth behind it, this is some of the most crazy-ass Hollywood shit I have ever heard in my life.
Ready?:
Which A-list film actress, who recently split from her handsome actor-beau, is rumored to be having a lesbian affair with a much older woman? The kicker is that the alleged woman is the ex’s mother.
If you’re doubting even for a second that this is about Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper, than you probably don’t read here very often. As I’ve been pointing out for years now, Bradley Cooper is almost definitely gay and Renée is probably an undercover lesbian herself. What makes this item so scandalous and saucy is not just that Renée’s been running around with her man-beard’s mom, but that we have photos of her and Mrs. Cooper running around like BFFs that we published last year.
At the time I pointed out that the two ladies becoming close was a sign of how seriously Renée and Bradley were taking each other, but in retrospect, these ladies could have TOTALLY been doin’ it. I guess my mind’s just not wired to assume that kind of thing. Like, why would I ever assume that Renée Zellweger and Bradley Cooper’s mom are hooking up?
Anyway, I’m willing to take any other guesses for this item in the comments, but I’m pretty sure we’ve nailed this one down.
So if I understand correctly, you are saying that Bradley Cooper and Renee were in a relationship but they are both actually gay and now Renee is having an affair with Bradley’s mom who is also gay?
This is beyond absurd and ridiculous.
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No – Bradley and Renee were in a fake relationship, and she was acting as a “beard” to protect his career.
this is total bs. enough with this wishing, hoping, making celebs gay to explain everything. I can SORTA see cooper being gay, but I think he’s just preppy and waspy. Renee is most definitely not. wishful thinking, molls.
I believe this. She was a beard, he was a she-beard. Renee is the gayest thing since gay came to gaytown.
I can see it! It makes more sense then them actually being together..