Taylor Momsen does some lesbian stuff in Paris. [Socialite Life]
And you thought Katy Perry was over-the-top about her Bible-y ways. [The Frisky]
Padded push-up bras for second-graders? [Bitten and Bound]
Are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart getting married? [Huffington Post]
The biggest and smallest penises in the world. [OMGBlog]
John Stamos rocks a porn star mustache and makes me all weak in the knees. [Caught on Set]
So maybe Natalie Portman didn’t do all that dancing on Black Swan. [The Blemish]
Kelly Osbourne is totally stealing my thunder. [ICYDK]
Charlie Sheen is a dog-killer. [TMZ]
Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal getting back together? [Earsucker]
Jessica Simpson: READY for X-Factor. [I’m Not Obsessed]
Natalie Portman and her ginormous baby bump. [Celebuzz]
Brooklyn Decker in another bikini. Enough said. [The Superficial]