I always marvel at how tall – or small – some celebrities are, and when I saw these pictures that were sent to me by our photo agency, I just … stared.
Above, we have hot-ass Kim Kardashian and her latest boyfriend, NBA star Kris Humphries. I know that basketball players are supposed to be super-tall and big and what not, but boyfriend here looks positively Photoshopped next to Kim. And to make Kim look like a tiny, delicate, shrinking violet, you must be pretty damned imposing. Also, I just now noticed that Kim Kardashian’s boyfriend’s name is Kris. And I’ll bet if they end up getting married, he’ll have to change his last name to Khumphries, because that’s just how Kim rolls, guys.
Do I see a pattern emerging here?
Incidentally, am I the only one to think that Kris, in the first photo up top there, looks a bit like the troll from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone, or did I just watch too much of ABC Family’s Harry Potter weekend over the last few days?
watch Kim Kardashian giving amazing blow job to Ray J on http://kimkardashianuncensored.com/watch-kim-kardashian-sex-tape-uncensored/ it was so hot that i got turned on by that.
HOT. DIGGITY. DAGNABBIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
This guy is nasty. I nearly peed my pants. he is preeeetty amazing. i want him!!! Seriously, why didn’t i see this dude before. and yeah, kim is pretty big so he must be like…huge. in more ways than one. O_o
damn she must have a bucket pumting, after ray j and reggies big willys she needs a mutants
The Ks are like a bottle of Courvoisier in the celeb circles… “Everybody sing it now {*Pass the Kardashian*}”
Yeah it won’t last….she changes boyfriends like she does her underwear. All they want is some ass doesn’t she know this by now that no one is going to take her seriously!!!