Suri Cruise and her mom Katie Holmes went on a snack run yesterday in NYC and Suri, who under the law of Scientology is never told the word “no”, picked up a particularly inappropriate munchie: A box of penis-shaped gummi candies. Whether or not she wound up taking the treat home, I don’t know. Perhaps she found a labia-shaped lolipop or some other completely inappropriate candy, but all I care about is the photos. Gotta love Katie’s face in that last shot.
Of course this is extra hilarious because we just learned about Suri’s pacifier addiction last week. I’m not going to write any jokes that hint at how inappropriate it is for a child with an oral fixation to eat dick-shaped treats, but know that I’m thinking the exact same thing you are.
It’s disgusting to talk like that about a little girl.
It’s disgusting to allow your child to eat penis shaped treats….it’s funny, though.
It’s funny cos it’s true.