Ok, today’s Tweet of the Day is going to work a little bit differently than you’re used to, mostly because Soulja Boy is the world’s best tweeter and also I don’t feel like pretending to care about whatever Kim Kardashian is mindlessly retweeting right now. No, I want to focus solely on Soulja Boy, because that dude was talking tons of nonsense last night, and I want to do my part to give him a bigger platform to express his whacked out emotions. So I’m going to show you guys what he had to say, save his replies to fans and twitpics of his shoes (he was so on fire last night), and then we’re going to talk about how you feel about this wonderful man:
I also managed to see Soulja Boy’s live stream, which included such memorable moments as “yo, press 1 if you like anime” and ended far too soon with a declaration of “I’m gonna go play Halo and eat pizza.” All I’m saying is that Tupac better watch himself, because Soulja Boy is creeping up as the number one gangsta rapper in my heart.