I sure as hell didn’t. After posted yesterday, I walked down to the farmer’s market and bought fresh produce and drank half a bottle of wine in my bed while trying out those new Sally Hansen nail polish strips and watching Before Sunset.
I certainly didn’t mind missing the game, but now I’m kinda bummed I missed that super offensive Groupon commercial everyone is talking about and Christina Aguilera fucking up the National Anthem.
How is it that she forgot the lines to the song? She must have sung the National Anthem one hundred times in her life. It’s a staple.
I’m guessing she hasn’t sung it in a long time, but was confident she wouldn’t mess it up, and went out on to the field without reviewing the lines. That’s my guess, because she’s usually a top notch performer. Then again, she could have been distracted by what’s going on at home.
Either way, she made out a lot better than Ashlee Simpson did at the Orange Bowl few years ago.
I didn’t notice the fuck up for two reasons. 1) I hardly know the words to the National Anthem (best American ever) and 2) Her whiny singing was grating my brain so violently I didn’t understand what she was saying.
I got chills. Who cares.
she was terrible so so terrible
I just reviewed the Groupon commercial. I liked it. It was fine. Killer, in fact.
I saw a great bumper sticker:
FREE TIBET
with the purchase of any large soft drink
Bwaaaaah haaaaah haaaaah!
Yeah, I peed a little at that too. :)
I had more of a problem with Christina looking like a chunky, blonde Lily Munster.
I loved the fact that she covered her flub on the words with the use of those uber powerful lungs she has. Was it me or did she get like 20 decibels louder after the miss!