Aww Selena Gomez. You so crazy and cute, girlfriend. I love your multi-faceted ways that waffle between banging an underage popstar to tickling and chuckling with an underprivileged youth from Chile during recent UNICEF tours. And though your looks-needle seems permanently stuck on twelve years old (and hey – you’ll be thanking your mama for those good genes in ten or fifteen years), you’re positively adorable anyway. You’re a super example of what it is to be a young woman in Hollywood, and as long as you don’t start taking bong rips and tit pics and vodka sips (what? The fucker HAD to rhyme), your star’ll go far.
Oh wait. No. No, it won’t.
“Oh wait. No. No, it won’t” ahahaha
She’s from the land of machine guns and drunken uncles. Word around the camp fire is she’s been there and done that.
I don’t think Selena is a kind of girl who drinks wodka, smokes from a bong or makes any kinds of pictures like Miley. Why do you need to do this kind of stuff to get or stay famous any way? You don’t have to. Just look at Emma Watson, or Ashley Tisdale, or Johnny Depp, etc. they does not do these sort of things as well, and their stars are still rising.
WTF is a wodka Arcachna? who the f**k drinks wodka?
I accidently wrote the Dutch name for it (we say wodka, and not vodka).
Oh!!!…. I can’t believe selena’ll be justin’s friend.
SELENA GOMEZ IS A YANK AND A BITCH
selena is dating justin i do not like justin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
One more person who’s been deceived by the Communistic UNicef evil agenda.
Just part of the typical Hollywood set I guess. *heavy sigh* Doesn’t even realize that U.N. stands for United Nations. SO SAD…SO SAD!!!!