Ok, I know that the ice rink ice doesn’t technically qualify as nature, but I think it’s close enough. I’d be way surprised if Vanilla Ice doesn’t also get regularly pummeled by hail or if he doesn’t always mysteriously find that one patch of ice when it snows just a little, and that’s because, just like me, nature won’t ever forgive him for what he’s done.
This little clip is from Vanilla’s latest job as a competitor in England’s Dancing on Ice. And for that hiring decision, England, you get a warning. Don’t let it happen again.