In a shocking move, Pete Wentz has decided to ditch the hair straightener and the tears for a more natural look. What do we think? At first, I was like “hope you love it, Pete, but you look a hot damn mess,” but upon further consideration, I think it’s good. I think it’s indicative of a new era of Pete Wentz, one that doesn’t involve dick pics and looking suicidal. And that’s an era I can believe in.
I don’t know if you can tell, but I adore Pete Wentz. Maybe it’s because Fall Out Boy got big when I was 15 and very impressionable, maybe it’s because I have that thing for gingers and hipsters, but I am an unapologetic fan. Is anyone with me?
No? Ok, well check out all of the pictures of Pete and his adorable child, then get back to me with the condition of your cold, cold heart.
Hah! I thought it was a picture of Kevin Jonas. Now he just needs to pull his pants up and he’ll look pretty decent.
I seriously thought this was a JoBro that stole someone else’s kid
Gives douche a bad name.
Allriiight, going back to his roots with the jew-fro!
I don’t know what’s sadder, that he looks like the forgotten JoBro, or the image of him using a hair straightener.
ew.