Sorry for the gay headline.
I couldn’t resist.
Plus, this story is so boring. I wanted to add some flair.
Usher’s wife, Tameka Foster, popped out their kid on Monday night.
Usher Raymond V was born in Atlanta, Ga. at 9:55 p.m., and weighed in at 7 lbs. 9 oz., according to the statement.
And please don’t be retarded like me and be all like, “His last name is V? How random is that? Why not give him a normal last name? Like your last name? Freakazoid.”
Because then I realized that it’s V like 5. Like he’s the fifth. I’m not sure if the problem is that I’m still sick or the problem is that I’m still dumb. Or both.
thats so gay!
Boo , Damn know a WWWWIIIITTTTCCCCHHHHH when you CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111. This UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLLLLLLLLLYYTYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY as MOTHER FUDGER.