You know, I love you guys. Like, a lot. And because it’s so much, I’ve been up half the night, trying to finagle the best photos from our photo agencies, photos of CELEBRITIES YOU LOVE, because that’s what this site is about, right? Giving you guys the best of what you love? Yeah? I mean, even though Jennifer Love Hewitt wore a Jersey Shore-orange kabuki mask to last night’s events, you still love her. And just because Anne Hathaway is so damned hot from the shoulders up (’cause guys … baby’s got no back), she’s still totally one of your favs, right?
All I know is that Justin Bieber has one of the stupidest fucking faces I’ve ever seen, and when I see him flash that ‘True Grit’-esque leer, I want to rip my eyes out and casually toss them in a bucket of battery acid. Or, you know, just look at the back of Tilda Swinton’s head instead. I mean really, it looks like Natalie Portman’s been living back there, ’cause there’s a WHOLE LOTTA NESTING going on up in that bitch.
And apparently? Kelly Osbourne been eating all of the cheeseburgers that Claire Danes and Megan Fox should have been. But I totally could have told you that was going to happen.
Yeah, there were a lot of celebrities that looked totally awesome (Annette Bening, anyone? Christina Hendricks? Colin Firth’s wife, Livia Giuggioli?) But guys? It’s much more fun to make fun of the ones that didn’t, and that’s why you’re here. Or at the very least, that’s why I’M here.
… Oh, and LL Cool J? I think it’s time you changed your name, boy. It’s not 1996 anymore, and you’re never gonna win a Golden Globe for that security guard part in Halloween: H20.
If his photo is any indication, I anticipate that Justin Bieber will grow up to be … damn! I just couldn’t say it. The thought was just too friggin nasty to express (and the Lord said “thou shalt not bully teenagers on line – even if they are coiffed like a poodle).”
shut up u dont know wat ur talking bout and ur name is like too long
SUCK IT
Some people think different,lol,she is my friend so i gonna say not everyone thinks this about bieber,but i know there is alot of rumors and stuff on youtube.She wuz wrong 2 tell u that and u where also wrong.I’m trying 2 be a nicer person.
There wuz some ugly dresses.lmao
I not saying anything cuz everyone has there own opinions.
So it’s true then? Tilda will be starring in the David Bowie Story?