Ted Casablancas over at E! posted one heck of a Blind Vice the other day and all signs are pointing to Britney Spears for this one:
Poor Princess Powder-Puff, the put-upon young star hasn’t exactly had an easy time of it with the fame game. Drugs have been a staple for the talented girl, let’s be honest. If you had her high-pressured life, you’d probably resort to chemical addiction, too, right?
Well, that combined with your mom screwing your friends, and you probably would…
CircusYep, right after PPP had one of her infamous moody incidents (covered widely by the media), everybody blamed the pretty chick for getting too whacked out on myriad drugs. That’s partly true.
But get this: The main reason Powder-Puff went on that particular bender was because she’d just found out that one of her longtime friends and business associates had been seduced by her own damn mom!
This was a very hard blow for Ms. Powder-Puff. She had always hearted (big-time) this particular dude, who’s sweet, good-looking and—most importantly—truly cares for Princess. And she had also …
… gotten her hopes up.
See, Puff’s never had much luck with the dudes. And yet she’d finally wrestled herself out of her latest bad relationship with a skeezy guy, and thought she’d take her friend/slash biz guy up on an oft-implied romantic interest. Ya know, maybe finally settle down with a good-hearted, sensible type.
But just as PPP was considering how to shyly go about it, in swoops Princess’s momager! Like she’s some kind of older Angelina Jolie, or something!
It was also doubling devastating to Princess, because she and the woman who birthed her always had a jealous thing going on. Ever since they both embarked on the fabulously wholesome world of child entertainment together, mom never entirely concealed how much she wanted to get in on Princess’s money, sweat and fame. And Princess had always sort of brushed it aside.
Well, not after that, she didn’t.The two barely speak now. And folks have no idea why.
Uh, now they do.
The die hard blind item detectives over at BlindItemsExposed have already pointed out that Ted had Blind Items about Princess Powder-Puff dating back several years, so while one might initially think this is Demi Lovato, it’s almost definitely not. And Lynn Spears? Well, she was singlin’, minglin’ and ready to capitalize off Britney pretty much from the jump. While I’d like to believe that what pushed Britney over the edge wasn’t her mom banging her crush, I wouldn’t put it past ’em.
This is almost definitely Britney. It even LOOKS like it could be Britney, as you’ll see in the gallery below. It’s as if shortly after her divorce she just straight-up lost her mind. Now that we know that this incident was a possible trigger, I guess her downward spiral in late 2006 makes even more sense.
Question is, who’s this man that mom stole in the first place?
So, Lynn Spears pulled a Julie Cooper. Disgraceful.
Looks more like having a baby did her in.
Do u people know she dropped her kid on it’s head.they all got taken away from her.
i like her music,but seriously.
I could chat for hours.Talk to me.I luv people.show me a pic and i might like u.I’m 17.I single and just broke up with my old boyfriend.(:
find my bro on myspace.He 16 in Pa.His name is Cj D……..
Hey people i not related to bailey in any way.
SHUT THE F***K UP MOLLY.I DID’NT EVEN SAY U WHERE.
Hell ya.Check lazy,sorry can’t say anything on the computer
U said i waz ur sis in the john edwards article.At lease look.
say another fuckin word.
WOW…,bad words make u look so tough
hi molly
wat happened to the justin bieber one
hi
sorry i wast on in a while i was at my dads friends house
adam he only wrote like 3 comments on the bieber one
it’s old,but i really want u to see my comment to yo mama,so go on the google ashlyn1234 on or from evil beet gossip.
r u still my best friend
ok hold on
plz ignore the comments above.plz.i gt bored,lol,yikes,it’s ok
sorry i allready read them before u were on i cant find it
let me try agian
i can t find it
OMG,i asked him to go out with u at lunch on dis site and he said whateve.we see.He asked who u where and i pointed.I told him that if he did’nt,i would tell everyone that he waz gay.My heart nearly stopped when i saw that he waz actually on.Talk to him in school.
we might not have school tom.
o so he really dosent want to
thxs for doing that
Type in Ashlyn1234 from evil beet gossip.
i hope we dont have school tommorow
i did and a bunch of stuff came up and i couldt find it
gtg i have to eat supper
ash,i bet if he did’nt want to he would of done more.He is smarter than me.Danielle keeps track of him for me.Ashlyn i’m sorry.I just wanted u to be happy.I waz’nt thinking.ugh,look at the mess i got into.sorry,but i’ll tell him i won’t tell everyone he is gay and still ask him if he wants to go out with u.
u should b mad at me.
i such a bad,stupid friend.bye,i think i’ll use my brain the next time.
bye,when u get back if u come back i’ll talk if u not mad.plz tell me if u r.
im back
no i luv u as a best friend
im not mad
all i wanted to know is i dont want to go out with him if he really doest like me
r u there im not made at u i really had to eat supper
im sorry r u there
bailey plzz dont think im mad at u im not plzz talk to me
ill see u tommorow byee
i dont want to go
ok ill see u tommorow if ur not on no sense in staying on ttyl
I’m not mad.iwaz looking at pics on the computer.I know u had to eat.What are u talking about?Ok,this is odd.We keep thinking that we are mad at achother.Lets just put it like this.I’m not mad.
Don’t worry.
heyyy sorry i must be annoying for writing all those comments
I’m on.I don’t even care if none is on.I stay on till i get bored.I go on and on.U prob know.U’ve saw my comments.Maby u got to the end.Maby that is where u are sometimes.U are catching up on my comments.lol
ok good idea
ya
u annoying?try me.I’m on like 4-7 times a day going on and on.Most of the time.WoW,i better start exercising more.
ya i got to the end thats it
What happend?all ur comments just ugh
haha ya i could be annoying sometimes
wat happened
hi
i guess we wrote too much i think
wat up molly
U and sierra should make up.U where such great friends.I not trying to gt u to not b my frnd.I luv be ur frnd.I just trying to help u.She won’t give out on u.
r u there
molly u there
Hey maria?Ashlyn1234?that u?Ash,are u mariaxoxo.Do want me to stop calling u ash ashlyn1234?
mariaxoxo,lol,u there?
r u ok
my comments r just 2 long.I here(:
yes i was being maria see
yep,lol
hi molly this is ashlyn1234
lol,good 1
i hope adam likes me for me
I waz Diamondlovee!see
lol i have to think of better pranks
Hey ashlyn!this is Bailey
wat then why is molly then why is it under my name im confused
i waz Karen 2
um hi
o haha u were alot of peolple wait u wernt adam were u
u confused?Hey
WERE U ADAM
No,want a bet?I could prove it.
WHY R U BEING ME BAILEY
ask me questions so i could prove it?
Be me
haha
I NOT ADAM
haha is not a question.
hi
i know i felt like it
u there?
haha haha lol i felt like it im hiper right know
lol
calm down
ya im here
ok ill calm down
Hey Adam.Plz come on.U not gay.Danielle told me.ugh kinda wierd.UGH……..
omg im tired
get adam on here can u
omg im so sorry i was being bossy omg sorry
k.CUL8TR i think.sorry.Is it ok to go.I’ll stay if u want to.I really well.That is the least i could do.
it ok.i don’t know how to get adam on.lol
plz don’t b sorry
u there
all ur comments just went somewhere again.
cool i want to talk to him
really
I here.I always am.I never leave without telling u.Trust me.
ugh,i really can’t get him on here.
really what?
omg u there
ok i wont ever leave u without telling u
never mind that the really
r u there.tell me if u want 2 go before u do.
:)
im here
i will
sorry,ur comments came really late.I gonna eat now.SWARE TO GOD.I’ll be back tom. or later.sorry.I have 2 p also.ttyl
tell me the truth does adam really like me
kk ttyl or tommorow byee
byeee i can t come on later so ill see u tommorow byyeee
I don’t know if Adam really likes u.I did’nt ask him the truth yet.
Well lets just hope Adams a good guy…
and whats a pingping and is britney the prinzess…?
NO SCHOOL!
Hey peeps,sor 4 having soooo many comments,but i so bored and Adam is a very good guy.A pingping?Perfect for ashlyn1234.So sor 4 so many comments.I could go on and on.Sorry,Bye.Thanx pakreece kennedy 4 not being rude 2 us.U rock.I’m gonna go cuz i don’t wanna clog the whole pg up with comments.Lots of people have told us.How old r u?I’m 17.I not tryin 2 hook up or anything.Just curious.ttyl
i know no school
u should ask him the truth and if he says no then im done with him
u there baliey im so happy no school
im bored
ttyl if ur not on ill check in a while
hello
a pingping wat the …. is that why r u trying to hook me up with a pingping is that adam im not mad ill just be busy so i wont talk to u till tonight so dont think im mad at u if u call i might not anwser bc im gonna be up my grams till bout five
im really bored
bailey im sorry for being so annoying with all these comments im just so bored i got banned for a website bc i said a bad word
Pakreece kennidy asked what a pingping is.I asked a pingping?I meant Adam would be perfect 4 u.Adam is not a pingping.I meant it a different way.Don’t feel like explainin every detail cuz i already do that.I hope i said enough 2 make u understand.Sorry,i did’nt catch that.Oh,duh,sorry.I meant u know,i already said it just now in this par.
What website?What word?
Hey Adam,ashlyn in our school want 2 know if u really like her without me telling everyone ur gay.
when u goin 2 ur gram?OMG,ur not even there,r u?
I gonna go if u not here.TTYL(:
Nice comment on the awards.Don’t feel like goin there and tellin u.
o
ill say byee when i have to go up
I has a stupid friend request from this auction site.
i have too go ill tty at 5 byee
what im back it might be a little weird bc im on my grams computer
awsome comments on the awards ones and the one were u said last name ur butt thats so funny hahaha awsome i luv when u talk to ur self