So Jaime Pressly was thrown on lockdown the night of the People’s Choice Awards for blowing what was rumored as twice the legal limit in California (and guys? That’s a fucking lot.) and here is her glorious, glorious mugshot.
See kids, allow this to be a lesson: this is what happens to celebrities on their way out – I mean, come on. My Name is Earl has been over for ages. Girlfriend was probably so ripped up over being snubbed at the awards show again this year that she got in the car with a bottle of Jack and and a bottle of Banker’s Club vodka and said, ‘Fuck all of you … I’ll make this night about me no matter how much shitty liquor I need to suck back and embarrass myself with.’
It was too bad, though, that she forgot to pretty up before getting pulled over – jaundice-colored blonde hair, greasy roots, and eye bags the size of her implants? Ugh. She totally could have done better.
If nothing else was, at least her eyebrows were a win.
I’ve always thought only truly great actors could separate themselves from the characters they play. Al Pacino, Christian Bale (The Fighter), other greats. Hacks and mediocre actors, read most of tv actors, Jamie Presley (My Name is Earl), kinda proves my point.
IN MY HUMBLE OPINION, whoever wrote the blurb has a worse problem than Ms. J.P. I wouldn’t want to live inside the body that houses the brain that conjured up that petty comment.
and, FWIW, I think she looks pretty good in that shot. Probably better than most would given the lighting, etc. Certainly better than most drivers license photos.
Christian Bale, one of “the greats?” Really? Wow. Maybe. Time will tell.
um, ”you guys”, its actually not very hard to be twice the drinking limit, and feel fine to drive.
whats shocking is the amount of people that drive over the limit thinking that theyre sober, or under the limit. probably around EVERYBODY percent.
so how about you leave that as a lesson, instead of, ‘if youre gonna get a DUI, make sure you wash your hair YOU GUYS”