Oh, the time that this information will save me. Hours and hours each day, probably. I mean, before I saw this clip of Christina Ricci on Rachael Ray talking all about what it’s like to make out with R.Patz, I was spending up to fifteen hours a day asking myself, “Is he a good kisser? I mean, he looks like he would be, but is he really?”
Just kiddin’, y’all. I’ve never wondered anything like that in my life. About anyone. And I have to know who does wonder about such things because it seems like every interview with a celebrity that I’ve ever seen includes at least SOMETHING about making out with co-stars. What’s wrong with you horn dogs? Can’t people just enjoy someone’s acting/face without wondering what it’s like to touch lips with them? Plus, how can we trust that Christina Ricci knows what she’s talking about?
Don’t be so freakin’ base, guys.
Christina Ricci, guys. This bitch gets hotter every day, I swear.