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POLL: What is a Chode?

November 12, 2007
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I know this is random, but I saw “No Country for Old Men” with some friends tonight (weird movie, weird ending, but the psychopath was way cool) and on the way home we started talking about the word “chode.” I have always heard it used as like the equivalent of a “taint” (‘taint ass, ‘taint pussy), like the space in between an ass and balls/vagina. But apparently it is also used to describe a penis whose width is greater than its length (seriously? those exist? I thought I’d seen it all…).

So anyway.

I’m putting it to a vote, since Dictionary.com is of no help. Select your answer, add an answer, or leave something in the comments.

Also, 100 points to whoever can tell me where the hell that word came from.

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  • A CHOAD is a penis that’s wider than it is long — like a tuna can.

    I love you for delivering this word to the masses, by the way. It’s one of my favorites!

  • I can’t believe nobody knows what this word means…leave it to a total perv to know the answer — a “chode” is a semi-hardon…like half way to being fully hard. This goes waaay back to Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure, part two I think when one of the Bill & Ted robots says he’s getting “robot chode.” I loved those movies when I was a kid.

  • I’m voting for the word chode to mean a penis fatter than it is long because this speaks to me. I’ve never seen one in real life(and I have travelled quite a bit). So, if anybody has pictures of a choad, please post it to further my education. Thank-you.

  • Come on, People!!! I think I’ve known what a chode is for years now! I’ve always known it to be a penis that is as long as it is wide…in other words, usually VERY short & VERY fat…in other words, not pleasing at all!

    Luckily, I have never seen one in person! The closest might have to be when I was WAY younger & saw a midget porn (yes, a midget porn) and that’s what it looked like they had! YUCK!!!

  • no trust me it is a dick which is wider than it is long. i have one and everyone takes the piss out of me =[ lol but i whip it out and slap em hard add me msn and ask for webcam and if ur kool ill show you but u cant take the mickey

  • I should know, i have just recently been diagnosed with Chodism. aka a chode Penis. i mean i have a short but fat one, this in turn means i can only have sex with wide holes most commonly found in trees.

  • A chode is a taint, end of story. However, this word is now used to describe people more than body parts. A chode to me (and just about everyone I know) is a jerkoff or a douchebag. Like how you are all a bunch of chodes.

  • Listen to me uneducated people! A choad, which is the most accurate way of spelling it, originates from John Steinbeck’s novel “The Grapes of Wrath”. Its less-than-intelligent character Tom Joad, was an Okie, and because of misinterpretation/mispronunciacion evolved into the word CHOAD as a nickname of sorts, meaning “moron”. The word has erroneously evolved into having other meanings (namely those listed above).

  • I Think i have a choad my penis is realy fat and its like brownish but i have what skin what is going on

  • spider chode spider chode does watever a spider chode does…can he swing from a web..no he cant cuz hes a chode!!!!spider chode spider chode sssssccccchhhhhlllllloooooooooppp

  • “The singer of my bands nickname is Chode…. its the space between the balls and ass”

    That’s called taint you douche.

  • No you stupid motherfuckin douches! A chode is the skin between your ball sack and you asshole… you should play with it, it make your balls move around, my girlfriend loves doing that!! lol

  • For all of you who think a chode is something normal, you are all retards, a chode is a cock tht has a width longer then its length, i am the creator of the chode so dnt fuck with mine :)

  • A Chode is a tuna can penis. It is NOT a semi-chub. That would technically be a “dong”.

    Also a Chode is an Ivy-League alumni; ie: from Cornell or Yale.

  • Chode is the name of a character on an adult cartoon on adult swim on cable. He is a short fat rotund and ugly robot. My friends and I call my friends husband Chode behind his back because that is what he looks like. But in my naievete, I did’nt know a chode was the same thing as a taint.

  • U fuckin idiots. a chode is a short fat dick. ask anyone. chodism is when ur dick is fatter than is long. some guy said he was DIAGNOSED with chodism. that means someone who actually knos what they r talkin about said it. like a doctor. i think that holds more merit than ur fuckin retarded taint business. and the taint is called the gouche dumbfucks

  • There are a couple of meanings for CHODE, one is a fatter dick than it is long and CUM is also called CHODE, but the area between the ass and pussy is the TAINT, cause it TAINT PUSSY and it TAINT ASS!

  • HI.
    I have sucked off a guy with a choad…
    It was like only 8 inches long,,, but the width, or girth was wider.
    It was like a rounded 2 x 4. and like I said 8 inches long.
    what a wonderful experience that was.
    :-)

  • if it is 8 inches long it ain’t a chode honey! Chodism is a medical condition that is classified by the penis measuring a greater width than length. To be classified as having chodism or a chode penis; the penis must measure approximately 5 inches or less, certainly no more than 6″. To qualify for this condition several factors are at work, the most common measurement ranges are: 3″ to 5″ long by 5″ or 6″ circumference. The most common measurement for most men with this condition is 4″X5″ erect, and in the flaccid state it often is 2″ x 3″. Most man have a rather large glans or penis head. It does not effect the function of the penis.

    Hope this helps!

  • well i just found out about this word and im not at all sure where it came from but my friend, well used to be a friend. but ye it means a dick wider than it is long. and as far as i can see it doesn’t actually exist so i think it has probably just spawned from a ridiculous internet joke and has caught on. the txt i received was. you hav a chode! check on google images!. so im guessing its an internet thing.

  • Fuck, I dated a guy with a chode for 6 years….Very disturbing isn’t it?? Had to take alot of showers

  • my nick name is chode im not 1 tho but hey the bit between ya balls n arse is called a gouch

  • a chode is someone who is able to bend their penis and fuck their own but.
    Ex: cookie monster

  • ok ok… a CHODE is obviously a penis that is wider than its length. it is also referred to as a FAT DICK. so please everyone stop guessing because i’ve just taken the liberty of enlightening all of you retards.

    oh and the space between your nuts/vagina and asshole is called the GOUCHE.

    p.s. one of the funniest words ever made LOL

  • The area between your srotum and rectum… from the mid 1800’s when this was thought to be a muscle. In 1879, it first showed up in medical books as Chodimus Maximus, and was later shortened to Chode in 1903. In 1920 it was discovered to actually not be a muscle, but the name stuck!!!
    In french it is known as the Taint and the Souix Indian Tribe effectionately called it the fleshy fun bridge

    Gold bond feels good on a sweaty chode!!!

  • my friend passed out on my friends bathroom floor and he has a tiny dick
    now his nicknames chode and he puts up with it

  • A choad is a nice fat willy. Buut waaaaaittt, there’s more. Losers, bros, chaches, and any other form of lame person should also be called a choad

    • dude you people are all fuckin homos you are a bunch of fuckin chodes and you need to get a fuckin life and quick lookin up retardede words like FUCK(IN CHOOOOOODES!!!!! YOU FUCKIN QUEERS GOD!!!!!!

  • oi, a choad is a fat knob!!!!
    it’s wider than it is longer
    seriously
    you know what..??
    yous are all CHOADS!!
    ahahahah
    choad
    thats funny

  • haha chode
    wat a funny word
    my best friend loves a guy that we call chode
    he probably has one
    hehehe
    CHODE!!!

  • A chode! Is a penis that is eider than it is long/ you’re all chodes! Ahahaha I love that word. Chode.chode.chode.chode

  • Dude i fuckin’ rock the chode and more power to peoples that got them. You just gotta know how to use your talent.

  • First of all dude a chode isnt something to be fuckin proud of i have 10″ dick and i have more talent then you do in your fuckin pinkey toe quick beating your fuckin meat and get a fuckin life dude seriously GET A FUCKIN LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • To all my brothers in the struggle for choad (NOT the dehumanizing “chode” bastardized spelling, thank you very much) civil equality, I say to you this: be proud of your choad. I spent a many fruitless years in psycho-therapy dealing with my choad complex until one beautiful morning when I got out of the shower and caught a glimpse of my shrivleed-up inch and half long uncircumcized little buddy and I thought to myself, “Y’know what Francis? I’m beautiful I have a choad. And I’m going to rub it in the world’s face, metaphorically and otherwise.”
    It was at that moment that I decided to spearhead the Love Your Choad Brotherhood. Things have snowballed over the years, and it sure has been a wild roller coaster ride– starting from late-night support groups, to mass demonstrations on the steps of congress, to my successful 10 CD Five Easy Steps to Loving Your Choad self-help program and beyond– but I’ve loved every minute of it. :-D
    So my brothers, take care of yourself and your choad. We’re all in this together– one inch at a time.

    My most sincere best wishes,

    Lovely Francis Ph.D

    For more information please direct your web browser to:

    http://www.loveyourchoadbrotherhoodactivistnetwork.org

  • hey mates
    my bad bloke friends recently disocovered i have a chode after a long night of drinking goon and throwing up everywhere
    during my toilet seshion where i was taking a sweaty shit i passed out on the floor… 20 minutes later my maaate came in and saw my chode and then got more of my bad blokes to view my chode
    I HAVE A CHODE and im proud
    if u have any questions please email me
    dos_55@hotmail.com
    ill be very happy to reply

  • I have a choad. 5.5″ long by 6″ around and damn proud. Prolly gain more length after I lose some weight, bulked up to around 19% bodyfat and starting to cut soon. Six pack+big arms+fat cock=win.

  • Dude what the fuck are you talking about.
    You sit and read about your chode.
    Get off your ass and get some pussy

  • Holy crap that stuuff pissis me off so fuckn much get a fukn and I’m not talkin to dos doctors look don’t be fukn posers go fukn get a life I don’t have a fukn chode and I’m fukn proud get off this blog get a fukn life

  • wow interesting ,you know it doesn`t matter what you have it depends on who you find and this is actually a really imature convo and thats bad comin from me hahahahahaha

  • wat the fuck ur all git,bitchs,chode and last but not least ur all homosexual hobbo raypers.chode means 3 things:1if it is 8 inches long it ain’t a chode honey! Chodism is a medical condition that is classified by the penis measuring a greater width than length:2a chode is someone who is able to bend their penis and fuck their own but.
    :3if ur penis is able to bend and touch ur penis and its real thick like i dunno o 5.5? long by 6 then ur a big fuckin hobbo homasexual rapear penis suckers that suck ur g friends bubbs and a vigina head sticker bitches fuck u all and i love the words chode chode chode chode chode chode gooch gooch gooch and any one wana hook up with mi just send mi a message at dvdvidovic467@gmail.com

  • A chode is when your fucking a guy up the ass and u cum in his ass and the cum has knowwhere to go but back up the dick and it gets stuck up there and then kniwine will ever handjob blowjob u or put that thing up a nice pussy or op a fagget gay shityass

  • You bunch of dopey cunts. What is a chode again?
    Sorry i forget, i was too busy fucking your mum and sister at the same time with my 20″ (chode).
    So how about like 5 of you suck my hench nob

  • Ohkay soooo imm a chode myselfff ya know short andd fatt so any way you knoww thosee commentss from matt mohn and dalton delppppp? Yeahh wellll that was me cause I was just tryinn to be funnyy and yeah wellll it didn’t work cause no one likes me cause like I saiddd imma a chodie bitchh. Sooooo anyway daltom delpp and matt mohn don’t like chodes inn anyywayyy I doo. Chodes are the best tho I cantt get one causee imm ugly and fatt and a bitch and straight up deeesgustingg. But I can always pretend you knoww(;

  • Oh, and I only said that stuff about dalton and matt cause I know I could never get them, even if I tried. God, I’m so fucking fat. Everyone at school calls me chode… I mean, I know I’m fat.. but how do they know I have a chode? I thought only my mom knew that… oh well! Haha,

  • Oh, and I only said that stuff about dalton and matt cause I know I could never get them, even if I tried. God, I’m so fucking fat. Everyone at school calls me chode… I mean, I know I’m fat.. but how do they know I have a chode? I thought only my mom knew that… oh well! Haha, I’m such a looser. I wish I was like kaitlyn, hanah, and caroline!

  • I dated a guy with a real chode (4-5 inches long but 2.5 wide). Freaking great sex! Seriously there is nothing wrong with it as long as you know how to use it.