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I Face Many Difficult Decisions Over the Course of My Day

Pauly Shore Marijuana Joint and Penis on Beach, Pictures, Photos

Like, do I focus on the penis or the joint here?

I just don’t know, you guys.

My life is so hard.

Well, semi-hard.

Kind of like Pauly Shore.

(I guess I made my decision.)

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  • Ban ciggies and allow excess drugs and alcohol, expensive imported food and drink, in order to provide healthy people living in crazy california?

  • o.k. whats with his lower stomache? looks like he may have had a c-section or something! and i’m not even gonna waste time resopnding on that little thing in his swim trunks! lol!

  • hey pauly shore is just doing his thang leave him and his fat alone the guys hitting late 30s the drugs are just catching up to him now

  • Dam lay off lol u dun even know if thats a spliff and as for the fat he is gettin on a bit an entitled to just relax lol and as for the trunks and contents… unlucky?

  • all you mother fuckers are gay looking at his dick….check out the rack on that bitch and sshe smokes the reefer i should marry her. cause i would tear that pussy up every night and day

  • zee warren, ever considered that some of these people are women. So why would we focus on (as you say it) “her rack”.
    Sexist jerk.

  • haters.
    Pauly is f’in awesome.
    For those of you putting down his manhood……seriously……r u in middle school?!
    I would have sex with both of them.

  • hey pauly, you rock on buddy. love all of your work. the babe shes awesome, id do her too! as for this manager at my ballys norwalk she looks just like she could be your sister, diana! when i can i would like for you to meet her to see what i am seeing. everytime i see her it blows my mind when i think back to encino man with branden fraiser. check it buddy. plus when i saw you on the bob goldthwait show. you were having too much fun up there. i was in the audience. i am planning on developing malibu carbon canyon above dukes. so ill see you in my canyon. harry

    ps i used to get high too. but please don let the drugs get you brother. i like seeing your movies.

  • Wow he has put on a few pounds in the last year or so. As for “size” well it must’ve been cold that day cuz I happen to know he is well endowed.

  • hey listen x2 so 6-8 inches thats iight for me lol he just not hard and hes probs bigger than you guys anyways lol

  • Seriously, there are too many guys commenting on Pauly’s cold water induced shrunkin groin…. Paaaleeeez. I just finished laughin my ass off (again) watching “encino man” and wanted to check up on him. Forget the chicks chest, the joint and the crotch. It appears life is good for Pauly…..

    :)

  • Damn she is fine….the 70’s and 80’s and 90’s weren’t good to Pauly and BTW. I love Dave Mathews!!!!LOLOLOLOL