Will you be watching? No, I won’t either. I have much more important things to be doing like balancing my checkbook, digging food out of the crevices of my stove, and vacuuming this past summer’s sand out of my SUV.
But apparently, there’s still a market for this kind of, um, ‘entertainment,’ because Oxygen Network has confirmed to People magazine that they have, indeed, picked up a show that Paris has been doubtlessly shopping around to every network that’d see her.
The series is supposed to be based on her life and her ‘work,’ though I’m not sure where the fine line is drawn either. According to People:
The series will feature Hilton’s interactions with friend Brooke Mueller, who is Charlie Sheen’s estranged wife; pal Jennifer Rovero, a former girlfriend of Fred Durst; nightlife promoter Allison Melnick; and Hilton’s mom, Kathy.
No Nicole Ritchie? No Stavros Niarchos? No fucking farming?
Dude. Tell me this won’t be a bomb!