“I’ll go to frickin’ Barnes & Nobles, get a coffee and just sit down and read. No one would ever think that. We have different sides to us and people don’t see that.”
Sorry, honey, but the reason that no one’s talked about seeing you at Barnes & Noble or Borders is because they don’t want to embarrass you any more than you already do yourself — don’t I keep telling you that Green Eggs and Ham doesn’t exactly count?