Today's Evil Beet Gossip

The VMA Gallery: Classy, Trashy, and Otherwise Flashy (Which Can Sometimes Be Mistaken for Classy, as it Ends Up Trashy)

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Ah, the uneventful, bland Chelsea Handler-hosted awards show that was on last night. In case you missed it, we at Evil Beet recapped the best part of the show: the red carpet appearances.

Snooki was there, looking a bit like what I’d imagine a Harry Potter lawn gnome to be if it mated with a Russet potato that was nuked in the microwave for forty-three minutes; Lady Gaga strutted her stuff all over the place, wearing what could only be described as an outfit of Cleopatra, with a twist of Katy Perry; Cher looked like the Madam Tussaud’s version of herself; Ke$ha has wicked hot legs, and Hayley Williams of Paramore was there. However, her boobs were out of sight this time.

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