Snooki’s New Boyfriend Is Proposing!

Ok, here’s a story for all you romantics.  You know about Snooki’s new boyfriend, Jeff Miranda, right?  The guy she’s been dating for maybe a month and who might have some some pretty severe anger issues and who is also a fame whore?  Good news:  they’re getting married!

Well, that’s a little premature.  Because you see that magazine cover up there with that love-crazed juicehead laying his heart on the line?  That’s the proposal.  It’s not something Jeff and Snooki were just thinking about, it’s not a photo shoot/engagement announcement, it’s the actual proposal.

Are you guys dead from the heat of his passion yet?  If not, Radar has some excerpts from Jeff’s interview with Steppin’ Out that should finish you off:

“I want us to be together forever. I could see us having children. I want to pop the question to her. If we got married we would be the best parents around. She’s so loving and puts everyone else before her self. She’ll be a great mother.”

He admits that Snooki is going to be shocked by his magazine cover proposal, but he isn’t worried that she’ll say no. “Once she deals with the shock I think they’ll say yes. I really do. In fact, I know she’ll say yes.”

Miranda says he doesn’t think MTV will be very happy about his proposal but that isn’t stopping him from trying to get married to Snooki.

“I love her and want to be with her,” Jeff gushes about the 22-year old tan reality TV star and promises that they’ll be happy together.

“I will never break her heart. She’s such a great girl. If people could see us together they would think we’re a match made in heaven. People think I’m using her for fame. But that’s bullshit.”

I’m so sorry I doubted you up in that first paragraph, Jeff. Clearly this is a sincere choice that you made here, the proposal on a magazine cover and everything.  I apologize for spreading the bullshit.