Are You Psyched For the Big Dancing With the Stars Reveal Tonight?

If you’re like me, and you absolutely hate the show (OK, ‘hate’ is a strong word … let’s use ‘abhor’), you probably couldn’t give a crap less. Because watching psuedo-celebrities dance poorly onstage is not my cup of tea, a show like this would need much, much more in order to sway my interests. This year, however? I’m finding myself intrigued; not because the show’s finally won me over, and not because there are rumors that Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino is supposedly going to be a contender (that was a big, big red ‘x’ as far as I’m concerned), but because there is such a weird array of possible ‘celebrities’ that may or may not be taking part in this year’s Dancing With the Stars.

Among the many rumored to be on this season? The aforementioned Situation, Brandy (yes, Brandy Norwood), Bristol Palin, interestingly enough, Michael Bolton, former NBA player Rick Fox, football player Kurt Warner, David Hasselhoff, Audrina Patridge, Florence Henderson of The Brady Bunch, and she of former teen stardom, Jennifer Grey. Yeah. Dirty Dancing Jennifer Grey. Epic.

You guys can find out who’s on the official roster later tonight after Bachelor Pad airs. And no, you don’t have to watch the show in order to find out who’s starring on DWTS. You’re welcome.