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Lindsay Lohan Was Sentenced to Psychotherapy, Thank God

Lindsay Lohan was released from her court ordered rehab treatment yesterday, and although she was originally scheduled to spend 90 days in treatment, the actress isn’t being left behind. The judge who ruled over Lindsay’s case has given her a pretty strict list of things to do while she’s still being punished.

From People:

Among Judge Elden Fox’s orders for now: Lohan must submit to random drug and alcohol testing twice a week, as well as attend two behavioral therapy sessions weekly. She must also have seven contacts per week with a counselor for chemical dependency issues and attend 12-step chemical dependency sessions five times weekly. In addition, she must attend four psychotherapy sessions a week.

Judge Fox warned that any missed or dirty tests would result in a 30-day jail sentence. The new rules apply until a Nov. 1 progress review. Until then, Lohan was ordered to reside at her Los Angeles home.

Call me a moron, but I think this last trip to the slammer/rehab may be it for her. I don’t know if she’s going to be able to handle celebrity on the level that she’s used to anymore, but I doubt that we’re going to continue to hear rumors of her partying hard. And the constant therapy sessions and counselor check-ins seem awfully sobering.

The girl seems exhausted, as if maybe it’s finally penetrated her thick head that she’s got an addict’s personality and shouldn’t be around partying. This could be the end of an era, you guys.

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  • Yes, but her mother hasn’t been sentenced to anything. And since her mom allegedly drinks like a fish, tries to get into clubs dragging the underaged Ali along and is still living off of her “management” of Lindsay, it’s hard to see how Lindsay is going to end up in a sober environment.

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