A man was arrested at around 6:30 this morning while attempting to break into Paris’ house. He might have been looking for weed or he might have just been a huge fan of The Simple Life, we don’t know at this point. But here’s what we do know:
“In the early hours of this morning an armed man with two kitchen knives attempted to break in to Paris Hilton’s home when she was sleeping,” her rep said in a statement Tuesday. “The security cameras and alarm system were alerted and the police immediately came to the house and arrested the intruder who was attempting to break a window when they arrived. Paris is naturally shaken by the events but is unharmed and well.”
Paris it at least well enough to Tweet about it, and she even posted a picture of the man being arrested in a glowing example of the importance of civic journalism:
So Scary, just got woken up to a guy trying to break into my house holding 2 big knifes. Cops are here arresting h
You should have stayed in Saint Tropez, Paris. They treat you better there.
“knifes” ….really….
Right. Because I’m sure you’ve never made a spelling error when you’re updating something as throwaway as Twitter.
Though of course you’d only pick it out on a woman’s Twitter. A woman that is stereotyped and blonde and stupid. Way to go asshole – seeing as I assumed you made spelling errors I’ll just go ahead and assume that you’re stupid as fuck as well shall I?
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