My homie Chuck dropped a bomb on me last year, ready? When a dude has a small ponytail like that, you can refer to it as a “Colonitail”, as in, “Colonial ponytail.” I know. Changed my life, too.
Anyway, so I saw these pictures of the extremely relevant Jeff Goldblum out in London, doing him and rocking the baby pony and I thought to myself, “What a bold and interesting move. Surely I wouldn’t be doing my job if I didn’t share this.”
So I’m sharing it. Five photos of Jeff Goldblum and his lil Coloni. Sophisticated style for a sophisticated older gentleman.
The amount of sex I want to have with Jeff Goldblum is absurd. Screw the Twilight guys, Jeff Goldblum is the man for me!
Elke, I second that. I have the biggest crush on him.
He was hot (albeit creep hot) in The Fly, he was hot in Independence Day and he is still hot in an intellectual odd sort of way on Law & Order CI. But not so much with the ponytail. I don’t like older men with a look that makes you think his hair is sliding backward off his head. Give me Richard Gere gray any day.
Yeah, I don’t like the ponytail, but he was smokin’ in both The Fly and Independence Day. Especially Independence Day.
I love this guy so much and I still have no idea why.
Seriously, I’ve been into him for as long as I can remember and it still doesn’t make the least bit of sense to me.
Total eternal hot nerd, I think the pony tail might just be him trying to contain his hair which is quite wild and long in the play he’s doing in London. Willing to forgive him.
http://www.voguecatch.com/index.asp