Guess Who Michael Lohan’s Not Kissing

Uh, if you guessed Lindsay, you’d be right. But you’d also be of, like, super-investigator caliber, because this woman looks just like Lindsay.

Now that the engagement is clearly off between Kate Major and Michael Lohan, he’s taken the liberty of moving along to another faux-blonde in New York (and what the fuck are these people thinking, shacking up with Michael Lohan, anyway?!) and was photographed swapping spit (ew, ew, ew) with her just this past weekend.

OK. I guess we’ll read about the new chick in a few weeks, or a few months. Arm yourself with a protective cup and a mouth guard … this shit could get ugly.