If there is one place that Snooki needs to be on point it’s the beach, so it’s a good thing that homegirl has her bathing suit game locked down. Snookster was seen out at the beach in a one-piece suit recently that flattered her figure and made her look pretty sexy. Snooks told People Magazine, “I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds. I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
[all images via TheSuperficial]
the mere title of this post had me laughing so hard. molls, you’re so funny
and yes, snooks came correct as fuck.
She looks like she’s made out of tanned ham
but i bet she taste good with mayo lol!
lol, i’m thankful that she’s not into two-piece suits, but this doesn’t help her either. /barf
Cute suit, but it needs a bit more boob support.
Snap!!! Whale outta Water!!! :]
WOW she needs to lay off the tanning! She looks black!
stupid biotch whats wrong with being black, i could have your man anyday and he wouldnt come back BIOTCH i am a chocolate goddess
Um, I think she means that you shouldn’t LOOK black if you aren’t. Jesus, people are so sensitive these days. Obviously there’s nothing wrong with being black, but Snooki needs to spend less time in a tanning salon if she wants to avoid early aging/skin cancer.
WRONG!!! Being a loud, obnoxious Black woman automatically means you’re ugly and that nobody, including Black men, will want you. Just a fact…
Whoa! Mean and totally uncalled for. And that’s not true, black women are very attractive.
Just Calm down guys
Ive seen some loud obnoxious white women so shut the hell up you’re being very ignorant.
She “looks pretty sexy?” Er…what picture are YOU looking at?? Can’t be the one you posted.
Saying Snooki looks good in that swimsuit is like saying having a smashed up car wreck wrapped around her was a good look for Princess Diana. There must have been a reason Fred Flinstone stopped wearing that rag, maybe because it caused his groin and belly to merge into what we here in Scotland have many names for, but my personal favourite is gunt (gut+cunt). That’s the worst thing about it at least.
Her bush looks like it’s so frizzy it’s making the stick up in that area. These ppl are nasty!
That’s a pretty stupid comment seeing that you cant even see that part of snookie.
Just because something is in your “size??” doesn’t mean you should wear it! She looks nasty!!
F-U-P-A!
WHY DONT U ALL FUCK OFF AND FUCK A GIRL OKAY OR ALL OF YOU CANT GET ONE SO THE ONLY OPTION IS TO FUCK YOURSELVES! GET A LIFE ASSHOLE
BITCH
FUCK YOU
I HOPE JWOWW COMES AFTER YOU AND KICKS YOUR ASS!
FUCK OFF LAZY ASS HOLES I BET YOU’RE AT HOME EATING ALL DAY AND WATCHING THE MAURY SHOW!
HEE HEE THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR TALKIN SHIT ABOUT MY GIRL!
Capsaholic much?
Perhaps attempt typing in sentences, it helps to have a point and allow people to know what that point is.
How come everybody talks shit about snookie when she’s the nice one but no one talks shit about the bitchy angelina? Fuck off hates look in the mirror!
WHALE ON THE BEACH!! WHALE ON THE BEACH!!!
GOOOOOOOOOOOOO Snooki. Dumb haters keep running your mouths. You are obviously so unhappy with your damn selves, you IDIOTS. So, what you do is try to put people down by saying things like this to help you feel better about your imperfections.
I’m actually pretty fucking happy with myself and snooki is still ugly as fuck. she definitely needs to lay of the tanning sprays and the gelatos. She is definitely ugly as fuck. JWOW is a man. Angelina may be a bitch but she’s the closest thing to real on the show. Oh and niggers are nasty. Weird hair and stinky pussies. But some black women are attractive. Just not if they weigh 300 lbs as most of them seem to, or talk like complete street trash. or if they look like that bitch from Conan.
What a pig!!!!!!! I think i’m going blind!!!!
I never knew sperm (eating?) whales tanned so well. Thanks Beet.
She looks like a well cooked Thanksgiving turkey. Like if you poked her with a fork, her skin would be crispy.
What is that thing?…disgusting there is no other word for it, why is the fat, orange whale even famous?
ugh. she is such a nasty fat c*nt
She’s carrying a few extra pounds, so what? Probably looks better than most people on here putting her down. She looks just fine to me. Calling her fat is ridiculous when you all likely have much fatter people in your family or friends, go fuck yourselves you wastes of sperm and ova.
i totally agree people need to stop talking crap about her
I love huge in my ass:)
I don’t understand.. I live in Florida. We see overweight, hispanic chicks at the beach every day. I don’t see why this is worth taking pictures and discussing. Weird.
she looks cute, she has a pretty face and is shapely not fat. don’t like her extreme tan though.
but c’mon, girl is shapely, chubby, curvy whatev, but not fat. i can’t understand why idiots are calling her a whale. maybe some of you should try going out more and seeing how people look in real life.
I agree. There is no reason for this person to be famous. Stop paying attention to them so they’ll go away, please. Thanks.
HEY GO FUCK ALL OFF YOU I AM ITALIAN AND DON’T GIVE A FUCK OFF ALL YOU AMERICAN SHIT DUMB ASS MOTHERFUCKERS WHEN YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT SOMEONE TALK TO ME I CAN TEACH U A LESSON TO REMIND ALL YOUR LIFES BITCHES……
Good for you, I’m Canadian and am able to put together coherent thoughts. What lesson could you possibly teach us? Other than how to make yourself look like an ignorant fool. How to join the ranks of the Jersey Hore cult and embarrass every Italian that isn’t a complete gino, perhaps?
Like half of you people are perfect……live your oun life and leave these people alone..she has the right to look and wear what she wants!!!!!!!!
Own
“canned ham”??????????
by the way – FU*K canada and everything about it.
THROW SHAMU BACK IN THE WATER
THROW SHAMU BACK IN THE WATER
She is sexy as hell, and she could get it from me anyday…I like my women with some curves…don’t nobody want no bones but a dog…A man needs something to hold onto…and she cute as hell…I might have to take a trip and go see what the deal is…and JWOWW, fine as hell too…We all could do something…Hope they like snakes…LOL
HEY MALLORY FUCK OFF AND WHEN YOU WANT I COME KILL ALL YOUR FAMILY AND FRIENDS AND I BREAK YOUR SPINAL BONES OK COME ON IF THERE WREN’T ITALIANS THERE WOULDNT BE ANY YERSEY SHORE PROGRAMME SO GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU ENGLISH BULLSHIT CAUSE THATS WHAT YOU ARE THE REMAINS OF ENGLISH BULLSHIT
A few words! I like to stick my fucking cock between those tits and up the cunt and cream pie it as sign of sexual fucking pleasing fucking pleasure of delight.
i would fuck her still
Is she African-American?
hahahaha
CALIBOY – thumbs up!
throw shamu back in the water
LMAO
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First time she’s ever looked good to me. Look, morons. That’s NOT a fat woman. THAT is a CURVY woman! And the curves look fantastic. Sorry she isn’t a skinny, anorexic for you.
All of you need to leave Snooki the Wooki alone.
Dudes, JwoWW’s boobs. Can we please just move on to something more pressing? Those. Are horrendous. Also, expect to see a less jiggly Snook in the next couple of months if she decides to actually cut back on the drinking. That’s all it is, a short woman who drinks sugary bevs every day.
I didnt know that Miss Piggy went Brunette.
OINK OINK!!!! I think Kermit prefers Blondes.
look hard you’ll see it
Woa! I spied a Majestic Heffalow!! ( part heffer, part buffalo)
Your all retards if you even waste time watching that fucking garbage. Fucking americans.
haha 1st of all snookie is bold and has confidence in herself which would make her beautiful no matter what she wears , now maybe the bikini strings ner her armpits and her tits were too tight but o well thats her and if she likes it i love it. 2nd off , what the fuck is wrong with you racist pieces of shit man. you bitches need to be burned . Yes abnoxious black people are annoying, shit im mixed with black and i still think alot of my family are annoying but i also think that their are alot of trailor trashy ass pimply backed white people and some nasty ass mexicans too . so the comment you made was ignoratn and irrelevant . 3rd off why click on the pic if you just wanna talk shit. your a hater. hahahaha .
hay people she is perfect lady ,and sham on you saying bad words to her .dont care honey we love you.and you are the best.take care always you are the most lovely woman in the world.
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ewa ! .. all you guys are so fuckin hurtin
GTFO .. snooki is the shit
omg shes phine
This is one FAT cow. She wears the one piece b/c she is plump whale.
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