So I just did the weirdest thing.
I’m sitting at home, all alone, with no plans to leave the house (it’s all smoky outside here in LA) or make so much as telephone contact with another human being tonight (I have a tendency to isolate) and all of a sudden I put on deodorant. And I didn’t even realize I did it until I’m sitting down to work and thinking “My armpits feel different now.” How weird is that?
Anyway, we’re selling shirts now.
And hats and thongs.
And condoms, just as soon as Cafe Press lets us.
We have no plans to sell diaphragms. So don’t ask.
Anyway, I know I’ve been promising this to some of you since, like, Shiloh was just a beautiful sperm gliding around Brad Pitt’s nuts, so here it is. Check out the store, buy some stuff, and let us know if there are color/logo combinations you want that we don’t offer and I’ll see what I can do. I’m like your own personal stylist. With nice, dry armpits.
Thanks Anna!
I want a “Beet it” one in honor of M.J and a “Beet off” one just for the fuck of it. Thanks
What about “I Beet Off at Work”?
With some sort of beet graphic?
Would you guys be into that?
Those are cool, but they really don’t capture the essence that is Evil Beet.
How about these?
http://docweasel.com/files/evilbeet_docweasel.png
(I can give you hi-rez images of the logos if you want to use them)
-d
Love the Beet off at work! Go for shameless promotion-add the website addy in smallish print. I like docweasel’s addition of the tag line. Maybe hire Spencer “Steve Sanders” Pratt. He could really make things happen for you.
i vote for the beet off at work one too…
but beet, i’m confused… i thought you moved to nyc??? did i dream that?
did my fair city offend?
Evil Christmas gifts. Goody!
Fuck Yeah! I agree with d. Yup
I gotta say, that headline made both my husband and I howl. Please always keep it on the mainpage. I love when people get cocky AND defensive at the same time and challenge me to “make something of it.”