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Lindsay Lohan’s Spray Tan on Her Legs Looks Terrible

Okay, did the Cirque Lodge drop-outs do Lindsay’s spray tan?

Because I find it hard to believe that anyone did that shit sober.

Or maybe Lindsay did it herself. With some $8 self-tanner she picked up at CVS. I hear she’s been short on money lately. Because, I mean, I’ve seen some fucked up tans on this girl, but this one takes the cake.

Hi, Lindsay.

Aren’t you glad you’re back home? Didn’t you miss this?

I missed you, baby. I know we fight, honey, but I do it because I love you so much. Shh, baby. Don’t cry. I’m just trying to show you how glad I am you’re home. You don’t trust me? Oh, baby girl, that’s because you’re stupid. Now go clean your fug ass up and cook me dinner.

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4 CommentsLeave a comment

  • Hi! I’m from Argentina, and here, we love Linds.
    I love Linds, and i love how she looks
    What’s matterded with the world?
    Why do we look at what we do or we cease to do us?
    Ah?

    No, we do not have an answer.

    I love her and it’s not a problem for me and for anyone what she does, i love her and thats enough.

    Bye, kisses from Buenos Aires, Argentina, i love this page!

    LuLLi -LL