Dear God. You might not be ready for this, but here goes: Real Housewife Countess LuAnn’s music video for “Money Can’t Buy You Class” has hit the webs and sweet Jesus! I’m stunned simply stunned.
First of all, LuAnn looks gorgeous. And not even for a drag queen. She just looks absolutely gorgeous and I need to give her that. But the weirdness? Yeah. She definitely brings all the weirdness we’re used to with her except in this video it’s on a level we’ve never seen. Between the seductive camera stares (she has two teenage children! I’d die if my mother took on a vanity project like this when I was 15!) and the groping up and feeling up of 20-something men, it’s a little much. And of course the traditional campiness that you’ve come to expect from a Real Housewives musical production is breaking records here as well.
I just hope that this is the final nail in her singing career’s coffin. I don’t want to go through another season of this show with LuAnn thinking she has a right to sing and put albums out. This just isn’t fair.
That is the stupidest fucking thing I have seen in quite some time. The music is shit, the lyrics are shit, the video is shit, the singing is shit. What a piece of shit.
You must work for the department of redundancy department.
You got that shit right, shit head.
Put me in my place.
omg, that made me LOL.
Could not have said it better myself! WTF is this??
autotune for the win!
I don’t know how anyone could listen to themselves on Autotune and think “yeah. I sound GOOD.” Please make this go away.
It’s Autotone. Not tune. dink.
What do you expect? She’s got bangs, for fucks sake.
actually, i don’t anymore. it’s an old picture! :)
actually:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Auto-Tune
She sounds horrible.
It doesn’t even look like her!
Uh, oh. I’m seeing a touch of Danielle Staub in that face, and this is a fate (or makeup job) to be avoided.
I really just wish we could stop counting our Countesses of de Lesseps – I think that there are three of the Count’s exes kicking around at the moment, and soon to be a fourth.
One at a time, ladies.
First of all…omg….there was 3 minutes and 13 seconds of my life that i’ll never get back.
Second, thats a man????
Third, this makes Brooke Hogan sound good…
wait is she REALLY a drag queen???
Wow. That was shockingly bad. I watching the episode where she recorded it- her producer should be ashamed of himself. She should be ashamed of herself. And BTW, she looks like a hooker.
Ladies, when they get a divorce, give up their titles as it is not respectfully theirs.
And again we have another hating bitter blogger who will never be anyone and never have the resources of others so they hate. This is American and LuAnn can do whatever she wants to do if she wants to out albums out she can.
Money can not buy you talent either, apparently.
WTF seariouis thats a EFFIN MAN !!, no one can tell me diffrent that has to be the ost desturbing shit i have seen since ive been on the net today this is some scary shit KIDS BEWARE!!!!!