So my darling friends from NYC are staying with me in LA this weekend, and we are having quite the party out here. For instance, this evening we watched a movie and are in the process of baking a cake (during this process we realized that I own neither a spatula nor a wooden spoon, and that I don’t understand what to do with the rest of the stick of butter after you’ve used a small portion of it to grease a pan, all of which may or may not be related to the fact that I don’t have a boyfriend). Additionally, we looked at YouTube clips involving dogs.
These are must-sees. The first is of a two-legged dog who walks upright like a human. I know it is supposed to be touching, but it’s laugh-out-loud funny. Remember in The Arrival when it turns out that Kiki is an alien? And we know because his knees start to kind of invert when he walks? That’s what this dog looks like when he walks. Like Kiki as an alien. The second is of a pug who says “I love you.” Both clips are — perhaps not surprisingly — courtesy of the Montel Williams show.
What you’re supposed do with the rest of the stick of butter after you’ve used a small portion of it to grease a pan is wrap it up in it’s protective waxed paper wrapper it came with and place it in the butter compartment of your refrigerator.
That’s quite the run on sentence I wrote.
I actually a spend a good portion of my evening doing the same, watching YouTube dog videos. I recommend checking out video, “Sleepy Spudgy” as it is something we can all relate to :)
I feel bad for the legless dog. The owner should put it out of it’s misery and throw it into a woodchipper.
As for the second dog, throw it into a woodchipper.