I’m so over this guy. Yeah, and I totally expect half of you to be all like, “So why are you giving him more press, huh? Why?” Why? ‘Cause it’s my job. And there are probably some of you out there that aren’t sick of hearing about him, so I’m catering to that demographic. Besides, some feel that James is just starting to get fun, and by “fun,” I mean that he’s putting himself out there emotionally and allowing the press to take their digs at him. So yeah. “Fun.”
James speaks out to ABC’s Nightline last night in an interview regarding the fallout after skanking around on America’s Sweetheart, Sandra Bullock. He claims that though he was allowing his manic penis to take shots at every cheap-looking girl on the West Coast, the adoption of Louis Bardot Bullock brought him and his estranged wife closer together:
“I found a new trust for her, like I knew she wasn’t going to leave, and our relationship blossomed.”
So he was, what, worried that Bullock’s amazing star power was going to eclipse over their marriage and she was going to leave him for another (better) option? And so he cheated on her because he was vulnerable and worried that she was going to leave him? I guess that totally makes sense, in a not-making-sense-at-all kind of way, you know?
James also states that motherhood came as natural to Bullock as obnoxious tattoos come as a turn-on to him:
“She is like a fish to water. … As soon as she put that baby into her hands, it was automatic and amazing …
To see her in the role as mother is, like, one of the most amazing things I’ve ever seen.”
And you’re, like, one of the most amazing tools I’ve ever had the luck to never meet, Jesse. Keep on with your sadboy stories and go back to being a philandering, glorified grease monkey.
Your last paragraph was perfect. Said it ALL.
Not really ALL. Maybe a large portion, but certainly not ALL.
Yes Jesse hurt Sandra and yes she will get over it.. But my God Does everybody think he is the only one to cheat on a spouse? does it make it different from all the other couple going through the same situation, She is a great person and I am sure he is to because after all she truly loved or loves him which says alot for him. People make mistakes and yes really bad ones but who are we to decide what she should do. I say if she loves him that much give it sometime and if she decides to go back, then more power too them.
I think Jesse is learning alot from this and if he is lucky enough that Sandra will take him back I think they will be even happier once they can move past all the public Bull Shit
Jesse look very sexy in this black dress