If you get a DUI and a judge tells you that you have to complete a certain number of alcohol education classes by a certain date or go to jail, what would you do? I would probably just take the classes on time and avoid trouble. But not Lindsay Lohan.
Lindsay has to complete 13 classes by Thursday, and so far she has completed nine. She was also ordered to attend at least one class every week, which she hasn’t been doing, and when she does go to classes, she has a bad attitude. According to TMZ, Lindsay’s judge doesn’t have a reputation for being a softie, so this should be exciting.
She should be fine though, because she’s been doing a lot of really important things lately. She went to an Iggy Pop concert on Wednesday and last night she threw a drink in a girl’s face and tried to get a couple of hockey players thrown out of a club because she wanted their table. Today she’s supposed to be on her way to Cannes to promote her new movie, a biopic on Linda Lovelace, which will no doubt be a masterpiece. And if all of those things fail to convince you that Lindsay’s got it under control, let her explain it for herself.
If you or I effed up as bad as this skankazoid, we’d be somebody’s new bitch in the joint. Just saying…..
She’s not going to jail. It just won’t happen. It doesn’t make any sense but it’s just the way it goes. And she knows it. Which is why she doesn’t give a fuck.
She wants to go to jail.
All the pussy you can eat! FREE.
Jail might actually be good for her. It’s that bad.
She wants to be there.
ALL YOU CAN EAT AT THE BEAVER BUFFET.
No sharing plates though!
I think this girl needs to be put in jail. She is so outta control that she should be put away for at least 5years. Maybe if these out of control celebrities were to get harsh sentences handed to them they would not be out of control. They ought to bring back corporal punishment , and if she acts up in jail she should recieve 30 hard cane strokes across her bare ass. Maybe after serving a harsh sentence and recieving corporal punishment she might become a better person.
The judge needs to toss her into a private rehab for six months and make her take classes on finance and living a somewhat mature, responsible normal life. But then she is a actress and nothing is real to her but party and sex.
Why are you ragging on your mom like that dude? Show a little respect A-hole.
If see fails to complete everything she's supposed to I wonder
if the judge will jail her? If it was any of us “common folk” we would not be treated gentle. Yeah that's right…. if any of us were disobeying the judges orders we would be arrested and thrown under the jail.
And how much longer is Hollywood going to put up with her bullsh*t? When they do wise up and dump her maybe then
she will realize what she had and thrown away. Very few people get the chance of national & international fame and fortune.
They work hard almost every day and night to improve their
skills to get a chance to make their hopes and dreams come true. But today's actors and musicians seem to do things that will put their careers and luxurious lifestyle in jeopardy.
It seems that today's actor's and entertainers are just
incurably retarded. (also full of pure sh*t)
P.S. Lets kick them all out and bring the hardworking dedicated ones in. And hope they won't become retarded and be bad examples to the youth of our country.