Today's Evil Beet Gossip

See, Guys, Lindsay Has Been Working.

Here’s an officially-unofficial leak of the Lohan’s new single, “Can’t Stop, Won’t Stop.” And I, for one, am positive that it’s referring to her cracked-out, coke-blowing, “shoe-powdering” ways.

Oh, that and loving some dude.

Thoughts?

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  • i really like it on first listen,she looks pretty in that picture,how much airbrushing they must have done though.

  • They did lots of ‘voice-brushing’ too. Can you hear the vocoder? They’re not over-using it (cough cough Lil Wayne) but it’s the only reason this is even listenable.

    • You are too fucking stupid to know what a “vocoder” is much less be able to discern its use in popular music. Basement, rafter, rope, stool.

      • Basement, rafter, rope, stool. The only thing different is douche adds grannys panties to the equation when he pounds his tiny pecker during auto asphyxiation.

  • I actually kind of like it :) let’s hope she’ll continue doing things like this in stead of doing her lines….either way.

  • It’s no worse than any of the Biebster’s work. Let her make some money for her shoe habit. And rehab.

    • Oh no, a one, two punch from “N”othing “I”n “C”ranium. Emphasis added for the addled leper.

  • is it just me or does she look stringingly healthly in the video photo? so not just the voice is fake.

  • I think it’s pretty nice sounding. Good for her that she’s doing something sorta productive. If she manages this a few times a year, she could maybe clean herself up.

    • Nah, Douche is just being a douche again. It’s like a little kid-you ignore, and they lose interest. Maybe douche wanted the weekend gig.

  • I gotta give her props- it’s a really good song, she sounds WAAAAY better than Katy Perry in her crappy new summer song, and I normally love her work(I also love Lily allen too, btw)

  • I quite like it. The music is nice, and she doesn’t sound any worse than some of the mistakes they let on the radio.

  • I miss the old Lindsay Lohan!
    This song is not that bad, though. I honestly was expecting a worse song.

  • She sounds like Jennifer Lopez. And that’s not a good thing.

    Makes me wanna take a sledgehammer to Autotune. On second thought, maybe I won’t.

  • i hate this type of music, but i think it is very good for the genre. even though i dont really like lindsay, i was sad that she went down the shitter, i hope this is finally a step in the right direction for her.