Just when you think your life blows, there’s Tila Tequila to offer a bit of perspective, am I right? I thought my Cinco de Mayo was poorly spent at a dive bar being repeatedly poked in the head by sombrero wearing college students from the OC who had no business being in Silverlake until I saw the photos of this Tila Tequila-hosted shitshow. Good Lord! Can you imagine flying to Vegas to celebrate a drinking holiday only to wind up in a room with several hundred Jersey Shore casting pool rejects and this whackjob singing on the speakers? Disaster. And how is Tila Tequila still locking down major hosting/performing gigs?
Regardless, I think her hair looks kind of cute…
Yes molls, I’m here. You called?
She’s mine, gaywad!
Why don’t you two boys get together and suck this one out.
I wonder if she sang her hit “I ain’t tryin’ to fuck your man”? Sure to liven up any party!!
Please..someone check her immigration status. Send her back to Vietnam. Ho Chi Minh trash.
I bet her cut smells like molls dick…..phew!
I am just kidding molls, your dick might not stink?
Step off needle dick.
She just looks like her vagina reeks…
I’m thinking venereal warts
I bet you are very knowledgeable about that subject…..
Uhh, what happend to that supposed baby? Guess she’s not preggers after all.
I was just thinking i’d heard she was pregnant, surely she’s not if she’s still carrying on like this!