I’m Emily. I’m also the new weekend writer, and furthermore, I am super excited about this. I’m a 21-year-old college student in Virginia, and in a week, I’ll have a degree in Acting. That means that I’ve been talking some serious smack about people like Lindsay Lohan for years now, so I have an expansive background in this sort of thing. Just saying.
Ok, that’s about enough of that. Thanks for having me!
Welcome, Emily!
Welcome Emily!
You sound cool already :-)
Welcome! And good luck, don’t let that haters get to you. :)
what this person said…
i have followed this site since its inception and have always enjoyed the quality writing!! congrats. look forward to your voice!!!!
Welcome, Emily.
I love you Emily & Good luck! I plan on reading everything you post, so make it good
Super excited? And btw before she became a total trainwreck Lindsay Lohan was an incredible actress I’m sure she still has talent she just doesn’t use it. Anyway I hope you make this site better, it’s slipping.
Oh yes, her role as Caty Heron in Mean Girls was a earth shattering performance. . . . . .
your writing sucks already. good luck!
“and furthermore” Sounds like you studied at the department of redundancy department.
Zing
…read it again. i think that was the point.
Welcome and good luck! Lindsay Lohan is my girl 4 lyfe though, so, you know, tread carefully. But don’t let the haters stop you from doing your thang.
Welcome :)
Welcome Emily!!! :) Can’t wait to read your stuff. I’m sure you’ll be awesome!
I look forward to reading your stuff :)
And don’t worry about the trolls – it’s not personal, they’re just very very lonely.
Love your stuff already :) Meth and Bob Saget–heh heh. Welcome, and keep up the great work :)!
Welcome Emily and good luck at EB!
They give degrees in acting? Hopefully you aced the “casting couch” class.
Not proper degrees, but yes. They have them in “Fine Arts”, “Creative Industries”.. and if you’re too dumb to get into a science course for example, you can do “Arts majoring in Science”. Should all go to blimming TAFE!
I already like your writing. You’re the best one here already. I must agree about “and furthermore” though. A little redundant. :)
FRESH MEAT! Jk – love your writing style already. Keep it up and you’ll do great!
getting a degree in acting is completely worthless….
Dear Emily, I’m a reader in Australia so and we don’t get alot of those American shows over, so try to keep a wider focus please.
I’ll second that. I sometimes feel like I have to just smile and nod at the computer like an idiot. Australians are fairly ignorant.
btw welcome, looking forward to reading your stuff :)
Yes, I am in Australia too. Boo Jersey Shore and that crap :P
Please be snarky, and funny, and.. like Beet was 2 years ago? :P
I am writing at 8:05 PST so have read several posts already. We’ve been waiting. . . . . .Good work. Make a commitment to those who have stuck with it sans Sasha for whatever reason. Be truthful. Be snarky. Mock openly. But mostly be smart about it and we will read every single thing you write. signed, you first Fan.
I nearly threw up when I read your super excited line. You redeemed yourself slightly at the end of your welcome intro.
welcome, emily!
best of luck! :)
Spell one word incorrectly and they will chew you up and spit you out. I’m sure you have already been warned though.
Welcome and good luck, Emily.
are you excited for all these douche bags to rip your posts apart?