Simpson recently sat with Ellen DeGeneres for an interview and let slip some pretty disturbing news: she only brushes her teeth every other day.
Okay, coming from someone who has a severe dental hygiene compulsion (ahem, me), this is really, really disturbing news.
Simpson claims that she doesn’t like to brush her teeth every day because she hates that slippery, clean feeling and doesn’t like the way her lips, ah, “slide all over her teeth”:
“My teeth are so white and I don’t like them to feel too slippery. But I do use Listerine and I do floss everyday … But I don’t brush them everyday. I’ll use a shirt or something.”
Oh, ew, ew, ew! Come on, my skin is crawling! Jess, hon, the whole point of brushing your teeth, other than to get the food and crap off your teeth is to make sure you don’t build tartar up under the gum line which is gross beyond gross.
Oh, Jess. You claim that you like your teeth “coated” with “plaque” … Keep this in mind: once they finally rot out of your head, you’ll miss that gross, old slippery cleanliness.
I guess we finally did find out what the hell was up with Lady Simpson’s mouth.
calm down! I only brush my teeth every 4 or 5 days.
I’m more grossed out that she uses her SHIRT. WTF is that about?
I’m not sure if not brushing will really affect her teeth that much since she flosses and uses listerine. Flossing gets all the food out from between your teeth and rinsing with listerine should pick up other bits of leftover food. Bad breath is from you tongue though, so maybe all the gum she chews helps with that.
I’d still make out with her, no matter how often she brushes.
big fuckin’ deal
Any day of the week.
ewwwa….Remember on her 1st reality show, she had to get a root canal. Who the hell gets a root canal at that age unless they don’t brush their teeth!!
I had to have a root canal at 23 and it was due to genetics, not because I didn’t brush my teeth.
Once she gets a new boyfriend and starts sucking dick again she”ll go back to a normal brushing regimen.
Yup, the pubes will swipe those teeth clean in no time!
ORAL HYGEINE ASIDE I’M STILL NOT DOING HER NO MATTER HOW MUCH SHE BEGS
If she’s that nasty with her mouth, just imagine what that gash is like. Rotten catfish on a hot summer day.
Very well said, I shudder at the thought, and couldn’t agree with you more.
There goes the douche again, fondly remembering those special times with his aunts and cousins.
Your comments are more entertaining than 90% of the posts on this blog.
I don’t care about her brushing habits, I only care about those big-ass titties.
Flossing is more important than brushing anyways.
The whole time i was watching it, all i could think about was: did she get a boob job??? Like wow.. Since when does she have those big twins?…. But yeah, the teeth thing is gross…
she’s always had “those big twins”.
and actually..
they’re the reason she never made it in the christian music industry.
yeah, since always. remember that creepy comment her father made about “not being able to keep those puppies down” or something
i thought if i used a different e-mail address i met get stuck with a cooler avatar. no such luck.
i thought if i used a different e-mail address i might get stuck with a cooler avatar. no such luck.
Just go with it. Pretend you are Helen Keller on crack
you disgusting little large breasted woman!
English, do you speak it?
shut up evil beet. thats getting old.
oh… hi douche, how you doin?
Mom and I are great and so are you.