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Jennifer Aniston Launches a New Fragrance Inspired By Jennifer Aniston

April 16, 2010
Sarah
Jennifer Aniston
37 Comments

Like, literally.

Jennifer Aniston’s hopped on the celebrity-endorsed perfume bandwagon with her newest scent, “Lola Vie.”   Lola Vie can loosely be translated to “Laughing at Life.”  It’s French and it’s just … Frenchly chic.

That’s really clever, there, what she did. You know, “laughing at life”? Jennifer Aniston, laughing at life? Yeah, it is. She’s gotten the bum deal on what appears to be a lot of things since her phenomenal Friends career ended, so I’m glad she got her revenge or whatever through a fragrance.

You hear that, life? Jennifer Aniston’s laughing at you. Laughing.

Bam.

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    • Hey everyone! Let’s all breath a sigh of relief- “Good Lord” got hit by lightning on the way today! Whew, we thought s/he’d never go away!!

      • Sorry, I’m still here. I did get hit by lightning though, but lucky for me I was leaning over the trunk of my car while being anally ravaged by my boyfriend with my favorite Gutta-Percha, natural rubber (go green!) 12 inch, black double dong dildo.

        HEAVEN!

      • Get out of here. Not only are you indirectly gay-bashing, but you’re being rude and inappropriate. Find your way out.

      • Sorry, but I have to stick up for the guy/girl — what was indirectly gay-bashing about that? Maybe this is an activity that Good Lord enjoys. What’s wrong with that?

      • OMG…Gay bashing???!! LOL That’s so gay of you to take that comment and make it something that’s offensive to homos. Gays are so special and everything is about them. Call your therapist, please.

  • Fire the teacher who told you that Lola vie means “Laughing at Life.”in French . Vie means life, all right, but Lola is a first name, that’s it…

    • Isn’t it “Lola’ as in LOL (Laughing out Loud), “a” meaning “at” in French and then “vie” French for “life”? if it is LOL a “vie” that would make sense and be both text and French inspired.

  • I love Jennifer Aniston. Love her.

    The children who are allowed to use a computer without adult supervision keep popping up on this site. And apparently, they all need to be in counseling. @Good Lord – you need to go to bed now and stop trying to be funny. You just look sad. And silly. You will understand when you are older. I promise.

  • Wow! Why the fucking cattiness?

    Your beef with Aniston seems to be the fact that she is not as successful as she was in the 90s and is not in a successful relationship. Yes? Well that’s a pretty fucked up sign of the times. Has she personally offended you some how?

    How about you lay off her and find someone else to pick on? Someone who doesn’t carry themselves with grace and dignity and whose only fault is that she had the audacity to not find a steady partner by the age of 40.

    • i second that!

      not to mention Aniston’s career has been far more successful that most of the Friends cast and she has been brilliant in the independent films she has starred in.

      Unfortunately people like to pick on her for being single? I don’t get it.
      She married a good looking douche who did her wrong. Why does this make her so hatable?

      • Ditto, and ditto!!! I say the angst is JEALOUSLY-driven. She’s gorgegous, successful, uber-wealthy and even her feet are sexy. Lots of women are threatened by those few chicks who can make it on their own, be 40 and not need a man. If she wants to have a perfume, so what. She wins again caz you’re talking about it. You go Jen!

      • LMAO How gay of you to be so obessed with me. WOW I didn’t say she didn’t hate herself or is not painfully insecure, you pathetic loser. And aren’t you violating the restraining order that the judge issued against you?!! Hello 911. And thank you KK, you rock.

  • Im a long time fan of Jennifer, even before she married Pittstain…him..not so much…I find it odd that people bash her because she was publicly humiliated by her husband of 5yrs…I think she is a classy and beautiful woman..and no matter what lola v stands for, I will try it…

  • I enjoyed the post, Sarah. Of course it may be because I think Aniston is totally overrated. People take this shit too seriously. Its a gossip site that’s main goal is humor and then people take it personally when the writers make fun of the celebs. What did Leno chin ever do for you people to make you so loyal? I very much doubt she reads these posts and cries herself to sleep. Nor is she reading your comments bashing Sarah and thinking “thank you for sticking up for me, lonely cat lady with no life!”

  • Thanks but no thanks. i think i’ll pass on that fragrance. I wouldn’t want to smell of desperate middle aged yoga body with nothing else to show, friends with my hairstylist ,will take any male attention i get even if i date douchey John Mayer or let my costars stick their fingers up my ass in public Aniston