Some little elfin-looking schmuck with pubic hair stapled to his face clearly forgot to take his meds this year.
Everybody’s favorite douche, Spencer Pratt, feels the only way to effectively convey his disdain for everything (and everyone) non-Heidi, is through his Twitter account — which I’m sad to say has over 800,000 followers at this point. What the fuck is this world coming to. And here I am giving this horse’s dong a few more minutes of publicity. Tcha.
Dude, go back to the Shire or something. Elijah Wood’s waiting for you with a serious can of whoop-ass that he wants to open all up over your rodent-looking face.
You can check out the gallery for more heartfelt, cutting jabs at D-list stars, AKA, Spencer’s peers.
Images courtesy of AmyGrindhouse.com
it can’t be real, can it? Please tell me this guy is doing some sort of performance art with these crystals, bracelets and tweets. Nobody can be this heinous, can they?
this is the first time ever i’ve actually liked something that came from this idiot’s brain. audrina & ryan ARE cokeheads! i have witnessed the debauchery first hand. gotta applaud the flesh colored beard man for not being afraid to call them out.
WGAS