Gibson’s at it again, and by “again,” I mean “lovin’ and leavin’ the ladies that put up with his asshattiness.”
If you recall, Gibson and his long-time wife, Robyn, split back in 2006 and wifey filed for divorce earlier in 2009. Even before the divorce was finalized (and I’m not even sure it is as of this point in time), Gibson was alleged to be hooking up with Oksana Grigorieva, a Russian pianist. The rumors were confirmed and it eventually came out that the Russian-born Oksana was carrying the spawn of Satan Gibson’s child in her womb. Well, after almost an entire year of blissful togetherness, (and five months of their child’s life already lived), Gibson has pulled the trigger on their union, citing reasons like, uh, they “drifted apart.”
Yeah, that can sometimes happen in such short time … like twelve months.
This BS sounds like high school. I quite vividly remember hanging out with a female friend of mine in the bathroom between classes, applying makeup and smoking cigarettes. After a long old-Hollywood-style drag of her cigarette, she dramatically told me that she and her “boyfriend” of ten months were calling it quits because they’d just “grown apart” and didn’t have the “same big picture” in mind. Then she just-as-dramatically butted her cigarette in the sink and with a wave of her bleached-blonde hair, stalked out of the bathroom and left me speechless.
I was left behind thinking, “Wow. That’s one deep chick. She really knows what’s going on, man. She gets the big fucking picture.” And I’m sure that there are some people in some circles that’ll think that Mel and Oksana’s juvenile sort of break up is big time, too. But they’re probably all under the age of fifteen — or at least are in mind, anyway.
Such a bizarre set of circumstances. And Mel Gibson? Jaysus.
Just … damn, Mel. What happened? You’re kinda mad talented and you were once such a normal dude, but at some point there, that normalcy broke off as abruptly as your acting career did.
Get a grip!
Jesus got nothin’ to do with this. Hell train for you Sarah, feel the burn.
Don’t worry about it Sarah, EBD is just used to telling this to all of his sex partners just before he leaves the back alley.
Actually the dumpster sex burn generally shows up in two to three days. By then, I’m in another state.
I actually like Mel. Ya, I know he’s been drunk and said some real douche bag things, but haven’t we all??? I am always willing to forgive if asked. Sometimes people have shit that was ground into them as children and it never really leaves them; they get drunk and the hate spews out. I’m not saying it is okay, I’m just saying I understand.
Anywhoo, she ALWAYS struck me as a gold digger. I read somewhere a while ago that she has another baby from another rich baby daddy. Pattern, anyone?
I know I rag on you Sarah. You are definitely a smart woman with a lot to offer and I don’t usually try to be hateful. But, I just didn’t see how your whole high school story had anything to do with Mel and his baby mama. I’m just not feeling your writing on this blog. But, I really do think you are a great fit for Zelda Lily. I’m trying to make you (and by proxy me) feel better about my criticism…hope it works :-)
I agree with your top paragraph.
Dear Sarah,
I’m really starting to like you :)
Dear Amy,
I’m really starting to like this chain of dialogue. Keep it up :)
Great, Sarah!
You nailed it….him….her….ah….them.
And your story about high school was a perfect fit.
Mel is a complete mess of a human being.
“the spawn of Satan”
Sarah, you are such a fucking cunt. I mean really. You talk shit about others for their “perceived” “unworthiness”
yet you are no fucking better. At least this “spawn” is about 500 million dollars richer than your retarded ass.
Who do you think is laughing hardest?
No one.
He is !
Is “H” for Hemorrhoid ?
You suck.
…Mel??
i love your writing Sarah! You’re the best!
It’s more like Mel finally woke up and realized this chick is nothing more than a golddigger. She had a kid by some other Hollywood actor to get on the gravy train initially and now hopped back on Mel’s peen when she had the chance to avoid having to work like most normal people.
Mel just realized that since he’s divorced, he can dump her worthless ass and go after some really good looking talent.
Sarah’s starting to get the hang of this :) Great post.
FYI: The phrase “pull the trigger” means “committed,” as in if he “pulled the trigger on their union,” it would mean they got hitched.
“Pull the trigger” (Idiom): The person who pulls the trigger is the one who does the action that closes or finishes something.
“Pull the trigger” on that avatar of yours for Christ’s sake or are you trying to look like an idiot?
What are you licking with your tongue or putting in your mouth?
Your First response pregnancy test? News flash, oral sex is safe, unless of course your ovaries are in your throat.
With all that green on, you look like some four eyed, retarded leprechaun.
I’ve seen your type before. You think the stupider you look the “cooler” and more “hip” you are.
sad….
What happened? A Mad-Max sized mid-life crisis of the rich and famous.
But how can Mel put this straight with the Good Lord? He’s got a divorce and a bastard(ette) on his immortal soul. No more Jesus movies for you, you naughty damned-to-hell-for-all-eternity boy and your baby girl will be down there with you, I guess. Now what was her mistake?
Here’s the funny part: one of the tabloids is saying that after months with the Russian schemer, Mel realized he made a horrible mistake and wants his ex-wife back. (Same story with Tiger and Jesse, the other two who either lacked the control to keep it in their pants — or are so dumb, they had to let their dicks think for them.) And this supposedly after Mel had his marriage to his wife annulled in the church he owns, and let it be known his ex was going to hell for not practicing his religion.
Just to show how out of touch Mel was, he said he was getting a second chance at love. It seems it never occurred to the old fart his bimbo was a gold digger. And then there are those ugly rumors that suggest the bimbo’s kid might not be his — after he went on Leno and proclaimed his virility.