If you, unlike me, read the trade journals, you’d be aware that NBC is resurrecting American Gladiators as a mid-season replacement. (I don’t read the trade journals. I do something smarter: I read Defamer. It’s like reading the trades without all the boring parts about people who aren’t young and beautiful.)
Anyway, it looks like they’ve signed Hulk Hogan on as the host.
I think America needs this. I know it’s going to be hard at first, you guys, because we’re not used to watching television shows hosted by someone other than Ryan Seacrest. For the first couple of episodes, we’ll be all like “Who’s that guy who keeps talking? And where’s the host?” But after awhile our systems will adjust, and we’ll be like, “Ohhhh, that’s the host.” I think it will be a growing experience for the country.
Not Hulk Hogan. I’ve watched his show that’s on now, and all he proves is that he ca’t raise/teach his children well. He has a son that drinks, f*cks everything in sight & gets in trouble with the cops; he also has a daughter that acts and dresses like a slut. Boring show.
I agree–hire some skank to do the announcing, like Lindsay Lohan or Britney.