“I’m not angry, I’m not angry. I’m — well, I’m a little bit angry … I’m a little bit angry. Um — well, I don’t want people to know how I am in bed. I guess it could have been a lot worse.”
– Jessica Simpson, totally pussying out when talking to Oprah about her ex John Mayer blabbing to Playboy about their sex life.
Be mad or don’t be mad at all, Jessica!
She should be pleased that she got such a rave review. If the douche has to talk about her to the press, at least it is good things!
“Is this a dick, what I have, or is this pussy? I know it’s pussy, but it says Dick by the Sea.
well played, sir!
Bitch should totally run with this. It’s the best review she’s ever had.
I’m afraid her lips might jump out and attack me.